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Submitter:	haley	Grade:	7
Date:	October 27, 2009
Joke:
how does a blond fall out of a tree? answer:by raking leaves

Submitter:	Ashlyn	Grade:	7
Date:	October 12, 2009
Joke:
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to stand in the coner of a circular room.

Submitter:	Madison Christie	Grade:	7
Date:	October 12, 2009
Joke:
Whats the best way to kill a blonde???? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool!! :D

Submitter:	Ashlyn	Grade:	7
Date:	October 12, 2009
Joke:
3 pigs walked into a restraunt. The waitress comes and asks "What would you like to drink?" One said "milk". Another said "apple juice". And the last one said "water". The waitress comes back and asks "What would you like to eat?" One says "Chicken". Another says "fries". And the last one says "water". The waitress comes back and asks "What would you like for dessert?" One says "hot fudge sundae". Another says "ice cream". And the last one says "water". The waitress comes back and asks "Why are you drinking so much water?" The pig says "so i can go wee wee wee all the way home".

Submitter:	jermaine young	Grade:	7
Date:	March 11, 2010
Joke:
Knock Knock! Who's there? A little girl. A little girl who? A little girl who can't reach the doorbell

Submitter:	jermaine young	Grade:	7
Date:	March 11, 2010
Joke:
what did the owl say when i said somebody said get down.whoo

Submitter:	DESMOND DUVALL	Grade:	7
Date:	March 11, 2010
Joke:
SCIENCE:KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE ADAM ADAM WHO HOW MANY ADAMS ARE IN YOUR HOME...

Submitter:	ashley r	Grade:	7
Date:	May 15, 2010
Joke:
how many dolphins can craw answer ZERO DOLPHINS CANT CRAW

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