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Submitter:NadineGrade:7
Date:May 30, 2007
Joke:
Eric and John were camping out at Eric's house. John said, what time is it. Eric said, howl. So, they started howling. A neighbor yelled, Shut up it's 1:47 in the morning.



Submitter:annieGrade:8
Date:November 7, 2007
Joke:
there were 3 girls standing in the middle of the road,a blonde a brunette and a red head.it started raining so they went inside a barn.the owner of the barn saw them go in and said "call the cops 3 girls just went inside my barn!!"the girls panicked when the cops came and jumped into potato sacks.the cop saw the potato sacks and knocked on each one.when he knocked on the red heads she said "arf-arf" then he knocked on the brunette's and she said "meow" finally he knocked on the blonde's and she said..."POTATOES!"



Submitter:Patricia Grade:8
Date:November 19, 2007
Joke:
What has a face, but cam't see. Has hands, but can't feel. A clock



Submitter:Krista Grade:12
Date:January 31, 2008
Joke:
There was this old lady she was just turned 90, and just got remarried. She was getting interviewed... The guy turns to her and asks her "what is it that your husband does for a living" and she said "he is a funeral director." he asks "what was your other husbands occupations." she replied "my first husband i married in my 20's was a banker. my second husband i married in my 40's was in the circus. my third husband i married in my 60's was a pastor." the guy asked "why did you marry some many men with such diverse job careers?" she replied "one for his money, to for the show, three to get ready, and four to go..."



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